welcome.

there are a few ways i can tell when autumn has finally arrived. campus becomes one giant, brilliantly-colored playground of leaves that just beg to be jumped in. pumpkin-flavored delicacies begin cropping up everywhere. the need to begin "frolicking" to class, rather than trudging along sluggishly, is deeply felt- even if you're not exactly sure what frolicking looks like. there is an anticipation of holidays to come, camping trips to be had, and just a general sense of giddiness in the crisp, cool air. oh, and then there's the most important thing of all:

the return of the legging-clad camel toe.

that's right. the number one indicator of the season change, at least for me, isn't the leaves, the pumpkin-spice lattes, the jack o' lanterns or the beautiful weather. it's the sight of countless females parading around in cropped sweaters, leggings as pants, and the inevitable camel toe.

there's the 10 a.m. camel toe in starbucks, which is particularly jaunting, as i usually spot it before i've had my morning caffeine overdose. there's the lunchtime camel toe- the sight of a girl hungrily devouring a sandwich as her leggings hungrily devour her vagina can be unsettling, to say the least. there's the evening camel toe, which, to be fair, has been fancied up and prepped to go out, but which still remains what it is: a constricted, private part of the female form, on display for all the world to see.

and so, in an effort to stop these hordes of legging-encased camel toes from taking over the world, i decided to start this blog. feel free to email me with any horror stories or photos. together we can stop this injustice.